Note: This isn’t the whole graphic, only the part about his body gear, you’ll have to hit the jump to see the whole thing (including vehicles, residence, etc.).

There was an article circulating last week about the cost of being Batman, but it was stupid and only included the cost of his Batsuit. You can read that one HERE if you want to, but I don’t recommend it. This one is better because 1. it’s not even an article, it’s just a picture and 2. it includes the really expensive stuff (apparently Batcave prices are through the roof) it would take to become Batman. Unfortunately, they still failed to include the most costly aspect of becoming the Dark Knight: losing your parents as a child. You can’t put a price tag on that.

Hit the jump for the whole graphic provided I didn’t accidentally upload a picture of my dog.

Thanks to Spenkadink and Shane (who either made the graphic or had something to do with it, so feel free to direct your anger at him if you feel something’s inaccurate), who agree the true cost of being Batman is keeping the secret. It’s hard. Like, even harder than not telling somebody what you got them for their birthday.